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DeerSmasher's Internet Penis
Damn!, Now that's a titty!
Created on 2003-09-16 19:54:12 (#1330533), last updated 2005-07-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Drop That Ass Like Ya Legs Be Broke |
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| Birthdate: | 09-17 |
| Location: | Florence, Alabama, United States |
| Website: | Shee itt, Nigga that be's tight |
BioDirty Sanchez - During doggystyle sex, the male inserts his finger into his partner's anus. He then proceeds to smear the fecal matter onto his partner's upper lip to create a mustache made of poo.
2) After doggystyle sex, turn her around and stick your dick in her mouth. The fecal matter that was on the tip of your dick will now form a nice brown mustache above her lips. - Adam K
3) When a man is having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then he pulls out his feces covered pecker and rubs it on the woman's top lip, giving her a "Dirty Sanchez"
Clownface (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a girl gives you head and you blow your load all over her mouth. Proceed to punch her in the nose and make it bleed. The white mouth and red nose makes her look like a clown, hence the "Clownface".
2) After doggystyle sex, turn her around and stick your dick in her mouth. The fecal matter that was on the tip of your dick will now form a nice brown mustache above her lips. - Adam K
3) When a man is having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then he pulls out his feces covered pecker and rubs it on the woman's top lip, giving her a "Dirty Sanchez"
Clownface (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a girl gives you head and you blow your load all over her mouth. Proceed to punch her in the nose and make it bleed. The white mouth and red nose makes her look like a clown, hence the "Clownface".
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80's hair metal, a corpse named abel, alcohol, alkaline trio, alphonse mucha, anal, anthrax, aquariums, aria giovanni, armored saint, art, art nouveau, atreyu, bongzilla, boobies, booty, bright eyes, bruce dickenson, carcass, coheed and cambria, coons, david fincher films, dead to fall, death, down the street, face to face, fat wreck chords, fight club, film noir, fu manchu, fuckin, gangsta love, heavy metal art, hi-standard, high on fire, hip hop, ichthyology, intercourse, iron maiden, jeff buckley, kyuss, lagwagon, lionfish, long strokin it, lowbrow art, mark ryden, matt skiba, megan, nofx, obituary, phagina, pimpin, playing bass, playing guitar, pushead, ratt, sabastian bach, scorpion fish, seven, sex, skid row, smoking, snuff, strung out, tattoos, texas chainsaw massacre, the pizz, the polyphonic spree, the vandals, todd schorr, tripping daisy, tropical fish, up in smoke, veronica zemanova, welcome to your life, winger
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